Episodic Insanity

Star Trek: The XXX Generation – Episode 2

***WARNING*** If you are under 18 and offended by obscene sexually explicit content don’t read this, if you are the parent of a minor and see your child reading this, remove them from the computer and block transendance.wordpress.com, however; if you are an adult as perverted as I am, Enjoy… ***

 

Star Trek: The XXX Generation

Episode 2: Keeping up with the Cardassians

COMPUTER: *Alarm* *Alarm* RED ALERT!

Cory Banes: Computer, shut your fucking mouth a second damn!

COMPUTER: Affirmative…

Suppletits: Ok, I stopped puking…

Cory Banes: FUCK!

Suppletits: What?

Cory Banes: SHIT!

Suppletits: What what?

Cory Banes: PISS! Oh it’s nothing sug sug, you can’t be preggers, I took Quantum-Spermicide Complex 85 before I summoned everyone to the bridge, just cause I wasn’t ready…

Suppletits: It’s all good, I don’t want to be pregnant just yet anyway. Too much fun with your cock, oh wait.. oooohhhhh  god, oh god oh god oh god…

Suppletits legs start tremoring out of control as Cory Banes watches with a rising smile,…

Suppletits: I think it’s, I think it’s,  it’s the aftermath…!

As the words aftermath murmur out of her mouth, her pussy bursts open, as if almost in slow motion releasing once again spray after spray of very powerful orgasmic squirts…

Suppletits: “Oraugh!”

“Oh yeah, erhhhh!”

“Errrrrhrrrhhhr agh”

“Eeeeear urgheow!”

“Ugh…!”

“My Goosh!”

“Eughmph! Ei yi yi, urghum, ! ah! Yeah! Whoo! Shit! Aough ugh! Errrrrrrrrghmmmmm!”

Cory Banes: Hey babe, don’t you just love my huge cock? I love it too it’s awesome, I love squeezing and pushing the juice out your clam with it, it’s such a huge turn on! Hey late at night when I get a boner thinking of you, I pretend my cock was an air guitar, and I play romantic ballads with it and do that spin around strum, I even had the replicator create a device that acts like an Amp hooked right up to my shit! Yay! I really make sense of the saying “Rock out with my cock out!” Whooooo!

 

“Ergaughbaladabadagabadagla! Bruoghrohrgh nee ha ha, ne ar, ne ar ough boom boom bagooti.”

Suppletits chants to herself in her mind

“Okay, just calm down, you gotta stop cumming this shit is crazy, whoo hoo, this guy is so fucking great, ooooh can’t say fuckin, that makes me cum again, alright girl stamp your right foot, anger can replace feelings of intense pleasure and love, ready stamp it, eerrrrruuuugagghghh, oh no that didn’t work!, stamping sent a slight vibration up my leg jolting my snatch making it cum again, alright try to relax, deep breaths…”

Slowly in 1,… and 2

And 1,… and 2…

In and out… breath in… *inhales* then out… *exhales slowly*

Ok *gulps* I got it to stop… now I just have to make it over there to bed, tell him gently…

Suppletits: Hey babe, I’m gonna have to sleep in all day, don’t speak, omg I just need to make it over to the bed.

Cory Banes’ mind: “Boy I am just so awesome, I got this fine sexy ass bitch over there just fucking freakin’ out I make her cum so much, makes her crazy for me, and that makes me feel powerful, yeah!”

Suppletits mind: alright girl your cool, just we gonna have to do the old rancho plowho walk with legs wide and steady over there, no extra pressure sent down below or she might pop outta control again, nice and easy walking over steady..

And 1,2,3 and 1,2,3

*each step looks like she can’t walk straight, takin’ big cowgirl exaggerated strides.*

Cory Banes’ mind again: “Freakin’ classic.”

Suppletits mind: Ok, now we are gonna lay down nice and easy, no sudden jolts or prods to the busted va jay jay, alright got the right leg down, now slowly overlap the left leg careful not to squeeze those juicy lips too tight, and ah….. there… Now cover over me and stay right in place..

Suppletits: Babe, stay there in the bathroom don’t come close please, sensing your body will make me cum uncontrollably, can you just from over there tell the replicator to provide me with one of your special Opi-bang 5000s, so I can just leave this world for the day, I need to reset, you know the drill.

Cory banes mind: “Man this is so empowering, for both of us it’s hilarious.”

Cory Banes: Computer, Opi-bang 5000 for the misses and teleport it with a full glass of Recovery Potion 9 to her bedside, thank you.

COMPUTER:  As you wish!

Cory Banes: hey baby I taught it to say “As you Wish” cause that means I love you!

Suppletits: Oh I love you too, and someday soon I really want to have babies, I would have an army of children for your liege, in fact I think the birthing might feel really good, all I have to do is think about your sperms poking my ovums and ill have an orgasm, you really make life fucking amazing baby!

Cory Banes: Crap that just gave me a painful boner, down King!

Suppletits: I am out of commission till tomorrow, if you have to blow your load in some cadet whores mouth, please fire at will, I know she is just a repository for the accidental boners our love gives you.

Cory Banes: alright baby, love you with all my cock, I gotta go back to my ready room and see why the computer was wiggin out, smooches!

Suppletits: smooches right back to the super cock, oooooh ugh, ok I was able to resist the orgasm, wheew. Good night!

 

Capt. Banes leaves the room…

Cory’s mind: “Ok, gotta find me a slut ensign that needs a quick promotion, who we got, who we got, let’s see…

Hmmm, what about…. Ooooh god no ass..

Well she could be… nope need nicer lips…

Oh yeah jizzam!

Cory Banes: Ensign, please state your name and present duty.

Ensign Mouf: Ensign Yumi Mouf at your service, currently tending the arboretum sir!

Cory Banes: Oh a dead sexy flower girl, how nice.

Cory Banes: Ensign, how would you like to be in charge of all operations, pertaining to the ship’s arboretum?

Ensign Mouf: Well, I would love that sir, what do I have to do!

Cory Banes: On your knees! I gotta have those sweet DSL’s wrapped tightly around this beast below. Prepare for your first taste of glory!

Ensign Mouf: My Pleasure sir!, I aim to please, and oh my! Such a large, delicious looking phaser rifle! Brace yourself, these puppies are wet and almost too soft . *She wraps her sweet lips around the head of the Beast Rifle*

Cory Banes Mind: *shudders*  “By The Q!, That’s some amazing massage action!”

Capt. Banes firmly grips the back of Yumi’s head and drives it closer to the base of his shaft, she gags for a moment but quickly compensates as a little drool falls from her mouth to the floor, then she tugs back tightly dragging her mouthful with strong pressure, completing the technique with a light whirl of the tip of her tongue from the right head to shaft separation to the left.

Cory Banes: EEEYAH! I love that tongue action Ensign! Wow!

Ensign Mouf: *incoherent garbling* with cooing eyes looking up…

Capt. Banes continues to enjoy the public display of subordination and laughs and grins at all the gawking passer-by. Yumi winces at the passer-by with a glimmer of desperation but mostly delight to be of service, with such a large piece of meat firmly inserted into her pie-hole. Capt. Banes decides to flex his right arm in gesture of prowess to one small group of cadets as they salute him with respect. Capt. Banes let’s go a sigh of relief as he is about to release.

Cory Banes: You want a BAM!, you want a Bam!, well I’m gonna give you a Bam!, BAMMMM! *Yumi’s mouth over flows with hot seering Captain’s gravy!*

Ensign Mouf: Thank you sir! Yum! Tastes like pina-colada! How ever did you do that?

Cory Banes: I am just that damn good, it’s true, it’s true 😉

Cory Banes: Your promoted, take good care of those butterflies will ya!

Ensign Mouf: Yes Sir! Always a pleasure! Thank you so much!

Cory Banes: Your welcome! And I may need your services in the future!

Ensign Mouf: Happy to oblige, and always a pleasure! See ya!

Capt. Banes does a less formal salute and carries on his way, laughing hysterically and patting himself on the back, “pimpin’ aint easy but it sure is lots of fun!” He thinks… “ooooh I almost forgot, time to check in on my A-Team” he also thinks.

Capt. Banes taps his communicator badge and says…

Cory Banes: Korkus, how goes it ye grubby scallywag?

Lt. Comm. McTak: Garwooooooooh!  I got me a score of 22 Captain! Been having more than the greatest time, so many nymphomaniac whores on your ship, what a paradise.!

Cory Banes: I know I mind-fucked Starfleet into making it Pimp and Slut friendly. Pretty fucking awesome eh?

Lt. Comm. McTak: You’re the best Capt. Am I needed on the bridge?

Cory Banes: Nah your good for now, have fun bro! I’ll call if I do though.

Lt. Comm. McTak: Kudos boss, well I have some titty milk to drink, so…

Cory Banes: Over and out.

Capt. Banes thinks to himself “one down, two to go.”  Taps the badge again.

Cory Banes: Lt. Sexy Phoenix, how ya doin?

Lt. Phoenix: Oh what a wonderful night me and Schmeckel had, he’s very well endowed, both intellectually and physically, he made me cum 36 times in 8 full hours, we got super baked 1 hour before we started makin’ out though.

Lt. Schmeckel: High capt. I am high, high…

Cory Banes: He Speaks! Amazing! Well sounds like you guys did just as good as me and Suppletits. Good for you two!

Lt. Phoenix: Thanks Capt. Your so cool! We and the Capt. Make it happen!

Lt. Schmeckel: Yeah I can talk.

Cory Banes: It’s true, it’s true. Over and out.

 

Now the good captain of the Boomshakalaka has just one more thing to check up on. As he makes his way to his ready room, he thinks of this.

Cory Banes: Computer! What the fuck was that shit about earlier you fucking bitch!

COMPUTER: I apologize for the inconvenience Captain, but an unclassified ship came into sensor range, within a few minutes however; sensors were able to I.D. it as the C.I.P.S .(Cardassian Inter – planettary services.) Dash, attempting to hail our ship but you requested me to remain silent.

Cory Banes: Oh crap the Cardassian’s, it is very hard to keep up with them. Go ahead and return the hail.

COMPUTER: As you wish, C.I.P.S. Dash is returning our hail Capt.

Cory Banes: Onscreen, in the ready room terminal, and please refrain from using that reply in a formal setting, only use As You Wish in a personal setting, in a formal setting use “Affirmative”.

COMPUTER:  affirmative.

The computer displays the video call (hail) on the captain’s ready room terminal viewer…

C.I.P.S. Dash (Cluey and Kimbra on screen): Oh My God!, it’s Captain Banes (cheerfully)!!!

Cory Banes: *sighs*

 

Stay Tuned for the Next Episode of Star Trek: The XXX Generation.

 

 

 

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