Episodic Insanity

Star Trek: The XXX Generation – Episode 3

***WARNING*** If you are under 18 and offended by obscene sexually explicit content don’t read this, if you are the parent of a minor and see your child reading this, remove them from the computer and block transendance.wordpress.com, however; if you are an adult as perverted as I am, Enjoy… ***

 Star Trek: The XXX Generation – Episode 3

Keeping up with the Cardassians – Part II

As Capt. Banes is about to reply to the Cardassian’s hail over the video-prompt, he thinks somberly “What could this be about?”

Capt. Banes: What do you want, kids?

Cluey of the Cardassians: We are horny!

Kimbra of the Cardassians: Yeah. we have a meeting on Bajor pertaining to diplomatic agreements in this sector, but we need you to,  how you say “Check our oil” if you don’t mind good Capt. Your ‘dipstick’ is legendary around these parts.

Capt. Banes: I have been quite ‘active’ in my extra-curricular studies as of late, I suppose I don’t mind.

Kimbra: Permission to beam aboard sir?

Capt. Banes: Permission granted, but just you two.

Kimbra and Cluey: Thank you.

Capt. Banes: Your welcome, of course meet me in my ‘ready’ room. And be ready!

Kimbra and Cluey: Ai Ai!

As Capt. Banes made way to his ready room, he made certain to bring protection this time, he wouldn’t want alien misfits of the half-cardassian persuasion running around calling him ‘pops’,  he also prepared accordingly to Cardassian clothing customs and was sure to wear cheap, swaggy cologne with stitched up tattered rags and adorn the room with neon 1980’s earth style cheesy new jersey nightclub ambiance. Then he has his hair greased and slicked back, with a pompadourian eagle tuft pattern for his hair layout. This would surely be aesthetically accurate to the Cardassian style preference. Now he stands hands behind his back, with a full erection visible through his tattered trousers, in wait of their arrival.

Cluey and Kimbra enter overly gracefully through the capt’s ready room doors, sloshing about half-intoxicated, giggling and all bubbly with booze.

Cluey: Howdy Cap’n ready to fuck!?

Kimbra: Our pussies are steaming hot and wet with lust for your cock.

Cardassians like most other alien species are not that unlike human physiology, in fact Cardassians are said to have the most immaculate figures in all the universe, so to the Capt. this honestly is not an unwelcome visit.

Cluey: And we can see you have quite the erection already prepared.

Capt. Banes: Yes, yes I do, magnificent is it not?

Cluey and Kimbra just drool in anticipatory response.

Unsheathing their clothes ferociously from each others body the Good Capt. and the young girls kiss and grope each other in fair turn hastily, Kimbra is to go first as her breasts are massaged firmly in the stout Capt’s able hands, her nipples tweaked and licked first, then she is thrown unto the bed savagely  as her head is gripped and guided to the Capt’s recently weathered shaft. Kimbra begins to suck as Capt. Banes says aloud.

Capt. Banes: I am doing this in fair service for the Federation, I hope I will receive honorable mention of my great ‘stature’ if you will amongst the attendee’s of your Diplomatic proceedings, for I am nearly spent of great sexual prowess without rest and recuperation in these last few days.

Kimbra: “mmmmm hmmmmm” *gargle*

Cluey: *coos*

Capt. Banes: Good, very good.

Reaching maximum erectile potential Capt. Banes prompts Kimbra to turn over to the ‘doggy style position’ when she is in ready position he slides his right pointer finger into her moist vagina, it is wet and ready to be penetrated. His cock’s head splits a gape no smaller then a full size tangerine of her vaginal opening.

Kimbra: Yeeesh! ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh!

Capt. Banes: You are going to love this.

Kimbra: I already do, uh! fuck me hard, oh so hard!

Cluey kisses Capt. Banes intently from the side of the bed  while she massages her left breast with her left hand and masturbates her clit with her right hand, this is ass Capt. Banes has his left hand placed firmly in grip around Kimbra’s long dark hair, all the while grabbing her right ass cheek with his right hand as he thrusts and drives his cock deep inside and out her pussy.

Capt. Banes: Computer! cue and play Earth year 2010’s Freakin’ You – Busta Rhymes featuring Missy Elliot.

Computer: Affirmative.

Capt. Banes: And then immediately follow with Earth Year 1990 ish I think Ice Ice Baby – Vanilla Ice, then 1978 ish Bad Company – Feel Like Makin’ Love and then finally 1970 ish Barry White – Let’s Get it On. Repeat full loop. Dim the overhead lights, and fabricate romantic candles and flames. And fill the room with scents of lavender, and vanilla.

Computer: Acknowledged, beginning playback. Initiating Holographic Program. Altering Ventilation Systems with Specified Scents.

Cluey: Wow Capt. you sure are sensual.

Capt. Banes: We are going for a complete ‘oil change’ here, you’ll learn I have no problems keeping up, I aim to please.

Kimbra: Service with a smile, uegh! ooooh god that’s good, right there, keep going, your gonna make me cum!

The Capt. thrusted harder and harder, faster and faster, like a wild thunder-steed chasing the storm, he could feel Kimbra’s pussy begin to clench hard, one more upward thrust with the magic cock, and once he pulled out Kimbra released full force fury of a rain shower of pussy juice all over the bed, the Capt. quickly licked his finger and drove it into Kimbra’s anus, she then screamed with pleasure and release six more torrential floods in secession.

Kimbra: Oh my god! eriggh! damn! wait, give me a few

As Kimbra collapsed on the bed.

Kimbra: Give Cluey a turn. I need to rest a few.

Cluey: Jeezus I have never seen my sister cum like that, what the fuck! my turn is right!

Capt. Banes: With pleasure.

The Capt. did the same thing to Cluey, till all three collapsed on the large rounded bed, they rested for a few moments then went at it again, this went on for the better part of 4 full hours, till they were dreadfully exhausted and went to sleep wrapped in each other like coils for the better part of 8 hours.

There is no day or night in space so no one is too concerned with morning and night routines, just to complete any requested missions of peace or conflict within a particular time frame, since there wasn’t a mission on file for the time being, it was just time for recreational fun, but if the chances permitted, it was always a good thing to complete any extra-curricular diplomatic activities such as these.

When all three awoke, they once more kissed each other gently, then…

Cluey: Thanks Capt., that was perfect.

Kimbra: Thanks Capt., that was perfect.

Capt. Banes: You girls act like un-identical twins sometimes, you know. Let’s smoke some weed and have a couple drinks before we part ways shall we?

Cluey: Yes, Let’s

Kimbra: Yes, Let’s

So they enjoyed some high grade replicated weed with a hookah together and had a few drinks of fine replicator cognac, replicated from Chateau Picard’s recipe. Then they all got dressed and exited the Capt’s Ready Room towards the transporter room to beam back aboard their ship.

Cluey: Thanks so much Capt. that should really ease our boredom during this most melodramatic diplomatic conference.

Kimbra: Yes and your memory will definitely keep us ‘alive’! *she laughs*

Capt. Banes: And as for my honorable mention.

Kimbra: Of course, you almost let me forget, I will gladly as representative to the sector mention your significant contributions to the Cardassian Alliance with the Federation.

Capt. Banes: Thank you very much.

Kimbra and Cluey: No, thank you Capt. *Winks*

Kimbra and Cluey: C.I.P.S. Dash two to beam aboard.

The Capt. waved and kissed them goodbye as they were deconstructed for the transportation phase. He thought solemnly to himself, “I will miss those two, for now.” and quietly chuckled.

This concludes the Keeping Up with the Cardassians portion of Star Trek: The XXX Generation.

Stay tuned for the Next Episode.

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